A broomstick and a dream: 4 takeaways from Celtics/Pacers

Six days in the past, I had a dream.

I’ve plenty of them. Some are about lacking a category for a whole semester, others about forgetting to show off the range earlier than I left for a week-long trip. Generally, I discuss to individuals I haven’t thought of in years in my goals and make amends for issues that didn’t actually occur. Different instances I’m simply consuming a can of Pringles.

However each from time to time, certainly one of my goals persists after I get up. It shoots a gap by way of the barrier between my unconscious and acutely aware thoughts, demanding that I reckon with what it confirmed me whereas additionally residing my awake life. One time, it was a spec script for a horror film that I simply needed to write down, and one other time I dreamt that I had forgotten my water bottle in Spanish class, and I truly had.

Six days in the past, one other dream descended from the non secular aircraft into the precise world. It was a dream that the Boston Celtics would sweep the Indiana Pacers. I wrote it down, made positive all of the commas have been in the best locations and despatched it out to the world for peer evaluate. “The Celtics are going to brush the Pacers” started as a silly recounting of a silly hope, extra possible than to not find yourself a dream deferred.

However inform Langston Hughes to close up. As a result of that dream was actual.

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Alright, welcome again everybody to a different episode of Oliver Writes the Takeaways. The above was the 250-word allotted gloating session for appropriately predicting a sweep on this very web site six superb days in the past. Per the official CelticsBlog prediction handbook, that’s all I’m allowed to brag…for now.

However the Celtics are going to the NBA Finals, so we now have greater fish to fry. Particularly, it’s time to chef up a Pacers Shrimp-Calamari Stir Fry and serve it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We can have ample time to debate the matchup with the Dallas Maver… sorry, whoever comes out of the Western Convention Finals within the subsequent week, so let’s give the Pacers the credit score and jeering that they’re due.

(You don’t even wish to know the way lengthy I attempted to provide you with a Tyrese Haliburton pun that used the “Halibut” fish in that final paragraph. I’m truly devastated that I couldn’t determine one out)

And let’s additionally give some credit score to the Celtics, who completed off the Japanese Convention in Sport 4, capping off 4 straight wins to go to the fourth spherical of the NBA playoffs and are precisely 4 video games away from turning into one of many best single-season groups of all time. To ensure the feng shui of the second stays uniform, listed below are 4 takeaways from Celtics-Pacers.

1. If not now, then when?

That is the one query left.

They’re now 76-20 getting into the NBA finals, solely the ninth staff ever to make it to the Finals with 20 or fewer losses. They dropped two complete video games within the Japanese Convention, and so they did the overwhelming majority of it with out their tremendous weapon Kristaps Porzinigs.

On paper, the Celtics weren’t simply higher than the groups they performed: they have been principally taking part in a distinct sport. Each single superior and kindergarten-level stat identified to man informed you the Celtics have been the perfect staff within the league and the perfect staff within the Japanese Convention by six or seven orders of magnitude. Going 12-2 thus far was most likely a middling consequence should you ask information fashions.

Nonetheless, NBA discourse is within the midst of an analytics Thermidor—the reactionary interval of the French Revolution the place everybody determined to relax the hell out for a number of months—with the loudest and most influential voices as soon as once more relying extra on historical past, eye-test and really feel to drive their takes quite than numerical explanations.

All through the playoffs, the Celtics have been mentioned and lined like a extremely gifted five-seed whose draw broke favorably, quite than the analytically dominant and traditionally notable juggernaut they’ve been for seven months. And as a lot as I’d like to tug out receipts and inform each podcaster and pundit how improper they have been, it’s probably not anybody’s fault.

This Celtics staff has been round for some time. Not this actual one, however variations of the Jayson Tatum/Jaylen Brown core with periodic Al Horford appearances and a smattering of guards have been making Japanese Convention Finals’ since I used to be actually 14 years outdated.

Everybody is aware of they will win a championship, the query is now… are they really going to?

I don’t blame the NBA mediasphere for choosing aside the Celtics for each false step and criticizing them for each free shoelace. It’s like when a mother or father is aware of their child has the potential to be particular and as an alternative of praising them for getting an A in Math, Historical past, English, Biology, and Music, they zero in on the A- they bought in Spanish.

The Celtics are particular. They aren’t a five-seed with favorable matchups: they’re within the NBA Finals and should by no means get a greater likelihood to shut down Tremont Avenue and name within the Duck Boats. And I’m sure that isn’t misplaced on this group.

I’m finished praising the Celtics for numerical greatness once we’ve all seen them try this already. It’s time for them to realize precise greatness. Go do it.

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2. Indiana Pacers: generational choke artists?

The final time I wrote the takeaways, all of us had a dialogue about what it means to steal a sport. There have been some questions on residence versus highway outcomes and the way a lot that actually mattered, however all of us agreed on one definition:

“Steal a sport”

Verb+indefinite article+noun

To win a sport through which your opponent is in complete or at the very least partial management till the very finish, when by way of a mixture of clutch performs and opposing implosion, you win.

By my calculations, the Celtics stole Video games 1, 3 and 4 in a collection that might be identified to historical past as a dominant sweep. If the NBA was a sport present, this collection was just like the Celtics happening a legendary Jeopardy run by risking all of it on Closing Jeopardy 3 times in a row.

Let’s be clear about one factor: the Celtics made quite a lot of clutch performs down the stretch in Sport 4. From Brown’s ultra-clutch nook three in Sport 1 to Jrue Vacation’s certifiably-epic steal in Sport 3, they stole the video games as a result of they have been professional thieves.

Mike Breen has misplaced his chase-down-block-call fastball since he introduced the home down with “BLOCKED BY JAMES” in 2016, however I’ll take what I can get right here.

That is a type of blocks that I name an “completely not” block, the place a man simply summons the power of Hercules and refuses to permit the shot to achieve the rim. Jaylen put his again into that defensive restoration and informed Andrew Nembhard to start out making dinner reservations for Thursday evening. Performs like this dotted the tip of the sport, with the Celtics frequently executing within the face of large hazard. They bought each rebound, discovered each opening, and gained each 50-50 ball.

However nearly as good because the Celtics have been, the Pacers additionally choked more durable and extra persistently than any staff I’ve ever seen. There are many choke-jobs in NBA historical past, however the Pacers took it to a different planet completely by doing it thrice in six days. It was like a charcuterie board of the way to choke a sport: late-game turnovers, poor defensive execution and communication, and simply straight-up lacking all the pieces.

Perhaps there’s a cause one of the well-known photos in Pacers historical past is of Reggie Miller doing the choke signal to Spike Lee and the New York Knicks. In Sport 1, the Pacers made a number of important errors down the stretch, and Sport 3 noticed them slowly choke away an 18-point lead in opposition to a Celtics squad that merely wished it extra.

However Sport 4 introduced it up even one other degree. The Pacers appeared like spooked deer operating round on a frozen pond within the final 4 minutes. They actually simply wanted a bucket. One singular bucket and the Celtics’ comeback would have been a hell of quite a bit more durable. However not solely may they not purchase one, the store was simply closed.

Right here we discover Pascal Siakam, who destroyed the Celtics all evening with put up fadeaways in good positioning, simply vaguely tossing the ball into empty area and giving the Celtics an additional possession. Siakam is driving right into a brick wall on his weak hand with no outlet choice. As nice because the Celtics protection was, Siakam simply overcommitted and didn’t actually have a plan.

Additionally, can we simply speak about how the 2023-2024 Indiana Pacers—the statistically finest offensive staff in NBA historical past—didn’t rating a single level within the final 3:33 of a do-or-die sport? I understand you’re lacking Haliburton. I understand the Celtics are operating at you want a band of mercenaries hell-bent in your unconditional destruction. However you simply wanted one bucket. Critically?

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3. Emotional Intelligence

Because the stakes of every sport rise, so do the tempers of everybody concerned in them. That’s simply human nature, however Sport 4 noticed a number of of my least favourite emotional outbursts from each Celtics and Pacers alike.

First we now have Myles Turner, committing one of many only a few “yeah, that was undoubtedly a technical foul” moments of the playoffs thus far. Usually, techs are assessed for extremely questionable attitudinal points, similar to Jayson Tatum frivolously waving his hand at Tony Brothers or for Kristaps Porzingis hanging on the rim for an additional 0.76 seconds so he doesn’t break his leg on the stanchion. However this one wasn’t actually that arduous to evaluate.

After all, Brown additionally bought a technical for beginning it, which…like, positive. No matter.

You’re most likely questioning why I even care about this second because the Celtics superior to the Finals and the Pacers, you already know, didn’t. It’s just about no hurt, no foul on the finish of the day. Besides there was hurt, and it was a foul, however you get what I imply.

Brown himself mentioned he wasn’t indignant at Turner after the sport, acknowledging—considerably condescendingly—that “Myles is an effective child” and he simply wished to ensure he knew that there have been individuals watching him that have been counting on him conserving his composure. Turner can also be seven months older than Brown, so… there’s that.

“Whatever the consequence this 12 months, internally, I’ve been capable of focus extra on myself when it comes to conserving my composure, managing my sport nervousness,” Brown mentioned after the sport of his personal mood on the court docket. “Whatever the consequence, this 12 months has been my finest 12 months in that regard.”

I care about this second because it illustrates the fascinating methods NBA gamers take care of the extreme feelings and stress of the second. Turner basically threw warning to the wind for 2 seconds to ensure he shoved Brown as onerous as he may with out truly injuring him. He wanted to get some steam off his chest, but additionally needed to maintain again so he didn’t get ejected.

I actually consider the NBA is filled with this calculated violence. Draymond Inexperienced is the grasp of this habits, perfecting the “I’m principally going to commit felony assault on you, however all you get is one free throw” transfer to instill concern in his opponents. This 12 months noticed NBA referees lose their persistence with a few of his antics, however he’ll maintain making an attempt it so long as he’s round.

Turner misplaced his cool, plain and easy, and he lashed out bodily. However Jayson Tatum additionally misplaced his mood at a distinct level and began doing the second emotionally unintelligent routine of the evening.

This was the set off for Tatum’s dejected-angst mode. It gained’t present up on the remainder of the highlights, however should you get an opportunity, watch the complete sport replay from that time and take a look at how Tatum is bodily transferring across the court docket. He doesn’t need the ball in any respect, and treats it like a scorching potato for the subsequent 4 minutes—even committing a horrible turnover and forcing Head Coach Joe Mazzulla to yank him from the sport for a brief relaxation.

It’s like Tatum wanted to meditate or one thing, and I’ve seen him do that all through his profession particularly this season. It was one thing I first tagged once I noticed the Celtics play the Timberwolves in particular person final 12 months. If Tatum doesn’t like a name, he would possibly simply go into dejected-angst mode and principally be a glorified rebounding energy ahead for 5 minutes.

I’d pay something to know if the Celtics employees has labored with him on this and in the event that they’ve developed methods to attenuate the impact frustration has on his sport. Within the Finals, Tatum goes to have the ball quite a bit, and the Maveri… (sigh) I imply, whoever wins that collection—will certainly attempt to activate his frustrations.

I’m curious to see how he handles these moments as a result of the Celtics can’t afford a passive Tatum. When he has the ball, good issues occur.

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4. Everybody go rejoice somewhat bit

Lots of people don’t want causes to rejoice. I’ve mates who will exit and get together prefer it’s New 12 months’s Eve only for ending a pc science drawback set. I, for one, can pop a literary bottle of champagne over each Celtics, Patriots, or Bruins win. The Purple Sox and I are combating proper now.

However different individuals battle permitting themselves to rejoice. It may be onerous to get your self within the temper for a celebration when the job isn’t completed but, and I’m not saying we must always all exit and throw the rager of the century for making it out of the East once more.

However what I’ll say is that everybody ought to exit and deal with yourselves at present, no matter meaning. Perhaps order Pizza for dinner? Get some Ice Cream with the household after work and get some form of inexperienced taste or topping. Perhaps simply put an additional shot of espresso in your morning espresso or just go for an additional stroll across the block if you really feel like you possibly can do the dishes. They’ll be there in 10 minutes, I promise.

None of us are on the staff, however membership within the Celtics neighborhood requires an incredible quantity of perception, dedication, and unflinching resolve within the face of intensely hectic conditions. Making it out of the East was the final procedural matter to take care of, and now we get to march into the thrilling stuff. Earlier than we try this, although, everybody simply take the time off from worrying.

Benefit from the Dallas Mavericks–Minnesota Timberwolves sport with out worrying about who we’ll see within the finals. Simply pour your self your favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage—I, for one, will most likely be going with this superior German soda known as Spezi—and lift a toast to a fantastic playoff run thus far. There’ll be time to metal our hearts tomorrow.

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Secret Bonus Takeaway #5: Ben Sheppard disasterclass

Okay, I didn’t wish to embrace this in the principle textual content of the Takeaways as a result of a part of me felt like this was speculated to be kinda-sorta sacred and touchy-feely. However I simply needed to put this on the finish as a result of nothing was funnier than Ben Sheppard final evening.

He began the sport, which could simply be essentially the most aspirational lineup resolution I’ve ever seen. It’s like Rick Carlisle was making an attempt to manifest Sheppard being a helpful offensive participant as an alternative of simply beginning T.J. McConnell—who had been terrorizing the Celtics for 12 quarters—as a result of the latter actually can’t shoot.

You see coaches do that on a regular basis with injured stars. As an alternative of simply beginning their finest gamers, they attempt to maintain their holy rotations intact by subbing of their finest imitator of their star. When Tatum would miss a sport, Mazzulla would simply throw in Sam Hauser and maintain Al Horford coming off the bench.

But when Sheppard is meant to be a Haliburton impersonator, then simply name me Frank Sinatra. He was simply… horrendous in Sport 3, scoring 0 factors in 26 minutes, which is principally more durable to do than randomly getting fouled as soon as. Sport 4 wasn’t significantly better, with a crisp 3 factors on 21 minutes and committing three fouls.

Sometimes in a playoff collection, there are gamers that simply can’t cling. Why Carlisle even stored him within the rotation is past me, not to mention beginning him! Coaches simply can’t get out of their very own approach typically.