Generally the celebrities align, and also you simply should name it like it’s. That’s what occurred between the Braves and Cubs on Monday evening.
“However Brad Hand is now not right here, Pierce Johnson’s on the IL, so it’s a solo mission for Mastrobuoni tonight. Which is type of becoming I suppose.”
We actually have to battle the stigma round Mastrobuoni. If somebody is within the privateness of their house, wish to do some experimenting, and it simply occurs to contain Mastrobuoni — dammit, they need to be allowed to Mastrobuoni.
I’m really not solely certain what the purpose was right here if I’m being completely sincere apart from actually attempting to make this joke work. Why would a Cubs hitter should go on a “solo mission” when two Braves pitchers aren’t there to make life harder?
I don’t wish to be a prude although. There was a dick joke to be made, and our man took it.
The Cubs misplaced 2-0.